Should I be blogging tonight, or should I begin reclaiming my desktop?  Blogging is a nearly silent task, but cleaning off my desk will require noisy bulldozers and scoops.  Do I dare risk waking my neighbors?  Do I dare embarrass myself by posting pictures here?  Might that be the motivation I need to get this project going?  I’m torn!  Damn it, I’m ripped to shreds inside!  <exhales>  Picture time.  Shit, can’t find my camera.  One moment, please.

Who hided my desk?!

Go ahead and make fun.  Give me grief and the business.  For having such a messy desk, I deserve it.  I’ll use your as yet imaginary taunts as motivation.  Time has been budgeted, and the Desk Reclamation Project has already begun.  While most of you sleep, I am busy cleaning and organizing.

See that red plastic Folgers Classic Roast container to the left of my notebook?  It’s full of chocolate chip cookies that shall power me toward my goal of desktop cleanliness!  Post-project pictures to follow.

UPDATE: Never fear!  My desk has been cleaned thoroughly without any injuries to either myself or my gear.  I know, “pictures or it didn’t happen!”  You got it!

IZ CLEAN

CAN I HAZ COOKIE NAO?

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One Response to “The Power To Move Mountains”

1. Paul says:

   February 21, 2010 at 8:42 am

   It’s what my boss would call “Horizontal Disease” – any horizontal surface gets loaded up with as much stuff as it can hold.
   I’m afflicted by the same.
   I think I’ll work from my desk, over.
   There’s a ton of stuff.
   Well written, sir.

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